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8) Why I want to break free?

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Today, Sydney arrived home saw me waiting in the gate that half opened.

He asked me how did you do that?

I replied, “I didn’t do it!”

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Then he saw the Bakkwa that hang on the chair earlier this morning. Now it seems like half way hanging in the air.

He asked me again “who did that?”

I said, “The bird!”

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I kept my close attention quietly of where he kept the Bakkwa and plan for my next strategy!

By courtesy of madeinsingaporelah.com
By courtesy of madeinsingaporelah.com

Bakkwa jerky (Sweet BBQ pork) is a must buy food for festive season. It is lean meat that has been trimmed off fat then marinates it and BBQ. This is world wide culinary delicacy; the names “Bakkwa” arise from teow chew dialect, literally means dry pork.

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Bakkwa’s taste is awesome, I know! Is all written on Sydney face last night!

For that, I’ll never give up; break free for my lovely Bakkwa!

Wish me luck!

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19) The most creative and wonderful creatures

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I love watching both western and Asian ghost movies.  These movies don’t scare me out of my butt but cheers me up.  I’m not drawn by the scary costumes or distorted features but rather by the dramatic, or should I say the creative and elusive form of it.

I observe and make study about their special characteristic and the way they portray themselves.  They come out with different attributes as I conclude them as follows…

Note:  This is under PG(Parental Guidance) category.

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Some take indoor sky diving as a hobby.

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Some come knocking on your door after the Tsunami.

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Some habitually crawl out to have fun with human.

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Some never let his arms rest in peace.

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Some had flop cosmetic surgery.

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Some are as handsome as ‘Blood Pit’.

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Some come and lure you in the form of sweet candy.

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Some I strongly believe they have come a long way….

14) Jokes of the day by Off the Leash FaceBook

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Comics adopted from Off the Leash Facebook, if you happen to know him, spread the words,

if you don’t, enjoy then!

13) Jokes of the day by Off the Leash Facebook

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Comics adopted from Off the Leash Facebook, if you happen to know him/her, spread the words, if you don’t, happy and good luck!

12) Whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?

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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (Ireland)

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

10) No More Male Pallbearers

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Grave yard in Newbury

An elderly woman died last month.
Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service,
she wrote, ‘They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive,
I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.’