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Jokes of the day by Off The Leash Facebook

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18 or 36?

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Wife to drunken husband: From now on, if your lips touch liquor, you will never touch mine. What are you thinking?

Husband: Deciding, 18 year old scotch or 36 year old lips ..

Cougar Song

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When I was just a little boy

I asked my Kor Kor what will I be

Will I be handsome will I be rich

Here’s what he said to me

 

Hey Cougar Cougar

Whatever will be will be

The future’s not ours to see

Hey Cougar Cougar

What will be will be

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When I grew up and fell in love

I asked my sweet heart what’s life ahead

Will we have chasing day after day

Here’s what my sweet heart said

 

Hey Cougar Cougar

Whatever will be will be

The future’s not ours to see

Hey Cougar Cougar

What will be will be

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Now I have rugby of my own

They ask my Kor Kor what will I be

Will I be naughty will I be free

I tell them happily

 

Hey Cougar Cougar

Whatever will be will be

The future’s not ours to see

Hey Cougar Cougar

What will be will be

Hey Cougar Cougar

 

(Kor Kor literally means elder brother in local dialect, it’s referring me)

Humorous Observations

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The sign that you are in love is when you start searching for cheapest mobile plan.

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The difference between the young age and old age is when all your Darling’s phone numbers have been replaced with Doctor’s phone numbers.

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In the Young age you feel you have infinite life ahead of you and In the old age you start seeing the end this infinite life.

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The popularity of Facebook is exploited on the principle that people are always more interested in other people’s life than their own.

How to survive?

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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc told wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood.
don’t discuss your problems, no TV serial,
don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels.
Do this for 1 yr & he will be okay!
On the way home…
Husband asked: what did the doc said ?
Wife replied: No chance for you to survive!

9) Sydney is out for lunar party fun again!

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Tonight is Lunar New Year Eve. Sydney is out for party fun again! In tradition believes, you must find someone to be with you in reunion night.

If not you’ll be stay alone forever!

Omg! How can Sydney do that to me?

In fact, I got something to plan for myself.

I have actually invite one of my girl friend to be my dancing partner tonight!

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Let me proudly introduce to you, my girl friend! CoCo!

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We are going to open champagne and toast it up!

Shall we start dancing and Karaoke No More lonely night?

Forget about Sydney’s lame story!

Forget about that grasshopper!

Let’s dance like a lion and wishing everybody Happy Chinese New year!