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Jokes of the day by Off The Leash Facebook

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18 or 36?

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Wife to drunken husband: From now on, if your lips touch liquor, you will never touch mine. What are you thinking?

Husband: Deciding, 18 year old scotch or 36 year old lips ..

Humorous Observations

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The sign that you are in love is when you start searching for cheapest mobile plan.

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The difference between the young age and old age is when all your Darling’s phone numbers have been replaced with Doctor’s phone numbers.

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In the Young age you feel you have infinite life ahead of you and In the old age you start seeing the end this infinite life.

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The popularity of Facebook is exploited on the principle that people are always more interested in other people’s life than their own.

How to survive?

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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc told wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood.
don’t discuss your problems, no TV serial,
don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels.
Do this for 1 yr & he will be okay!
On the way home…
Husband asked: what did the doc said ?
Wife replied: No chance for you to survive!

14) Jokes of the day by Off the Leash FaceBook

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Comics adopted from Off the Leash Facebook, if you happen to know him, spread the words,

if you don’t, enjoy then!

13) Jokes of the day by Off the Leash Facebook

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Comics adopted from Off the Leash Facebook, if you happen to know him/her, spread the words, if you don’t, happy and good luck!