8) Boss comes 1st

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English: Genie lamp, oil lamp, Aladdin's lamp,...

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk..
‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world.’ Poof! She’s gone.
‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep.
‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,
an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.’ Poof! He’s gone.
‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

18 thoughts on “8) Boss comes 1st

    Fantelius said:
    November 2, 2012 at 12:23 am

    Wonderful story. The corners of my mouth are up around my ear lobes.

    Sydney Fong responded:
    November 2, 2012 at 12:26 am

    you mean you smile like joker ?

    Rexlin Victor said:
    November 2, 2012 at 12:32 am

    Very nice story…..

    yarnwuseleien.wordpress.com said:
    November 2, 2012 at 12:35 am

    :mrgreen:
    I would like to have the wonderful teapot ;-)

    Nafees said:
    November 2, 2012 at 12:45 am

    ha ha ha :D

    m lewis redford said:
    November 2, 2012 at 1:38 am

    herp

    audiophileparadise said:
    November 2, 2012 at 2:18 am

    Really funny… But the story also reflects the common dominating nature of bosses..
    Indeed, always ket your boss have first say in everything!

    Mary said:
    November 2, 2012 at 3:13 am

    Oh how funny!!!

    utesmile said:
    November 2, 2012 at 3:32 am

    Good joke, always be careful what you wish for anyway……. made me laugh!

    kelihasablog said:
    November 2, 2012 at 5:51 am

    Hahaha…. how cute…. Thanks for the laughter! :D

    chris13jkt said:
    November 2, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Ha ha ha . . . the boss is perfectly described :D

    leandra said:
    November 2, 2012 at 11:51 am

    hahahahaha, well noted! :)

    Opalla said:
    November 2, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Wonderful sense of humour :)

    amoonfull said:
    November 2, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Haha wonderful.

    shatashari said:
    November 3, 2012 at 8:31 am

    Cute. The boss is so practical. I can hear my own voice speaking those words. : P

      Sydney Fong responded:
      November 3, 2012 at 9:42 am

      I met many bosses in my life, by chance and by luck, most of them are like that, if not we wouldn’t be calling them boss, LOL!

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